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    The extracts are from the first ebook DAFTOLOGIES 1 on SCRIBD. Another 6 ebooks by the same author also available. Working on two others.
    -babel 1 extract
    During this sabbatical and right up to the moment God had recalled her she herself was learning a new language, the language of the rocks and there make ups, their chemical and mineral interactions.

    She though at some point in their futures she could introduce these to them. The third sex by now had become rarer than a banker returning there bonus and as such had virtually disappeared from her thoughts. She had already been leaking the language of geology into Adam and Eves children as she learnt it herself. Having learnt this new language, which she christened Chemistry,
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    babel 2 extract
    The world had went from two sexes to factions, from simple to linear to multidimensional, from worship of God to worship of icons and from offerings and prayers to indulgences and artefacts. She had made the people go from worship of God to mines is bigger than yours. All this was accompanied by a slide show and here Bill Gates rejoice and later turned it into Powerpoint.

    The wordmaker had a real problem. She stepped out of human time and frozen the whole of time, one of the Birdseye people was watching and made a fortune 300 generations later.
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    extract from 4f

    You see 4F had a problem. 4f had been a ponderin the problem for weeks now and as all country folk will tell you, you get very dehydrated when such deep a ponderin lands. He got so dehydrated that he had to go down to the Lamb and Trout nearly 8 days a week. There to re-hydrate he had to drink at least 10 or 11 pints of Guinness and of course the heat from the dartboard light was so intense he got even more thirsty and even more dehydrated. In many cases, well in a lot of cases he had to drink 13 or 14 pints just so he could play darts.
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    extract fm 10
    10 answered, I was just wondering if we existed forever or were we created, were we just written out, I mean am I 10 ? the most perfect number?.

    No your not the most perfect number, 10 !, replied 9, not even if Bo Derek says you are ok ?.

    But but --- stuttered 10.

    But nothing, continued 9, surely it has to be me that’s perfect. I mean I can be 3,3,3 or 1,2,3,2,1, or 1,1,1,3,1,1,1, or ----.
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    extract from a life long quest
    when by accident I read a book by a Hindu scientist were he pinpointed the connection between quantum physics and the Indian scriptures. In his paper he connected the descriptions of how the Gods made the world to the quarks and the leptons of the sub atomic world. This struck a cord with some reading I had been doing for my masters.

    The next thing that sparked with me was to do with numbers and number patterns. I was unbeknown to any of my close friends and family a compulsive counter.

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    At least you got clean extract

    fish choke and he also heard the plankton cry out for sunlight. Next Liam saw the rise and rise of cheaper and cheaper electronics which created migrating labour pools and multi-nationals who moved their production to the countries with the weakest laws. Finally Liam saw and heard the estuaries dying because of the demand for cheaper and cheaper food whilst at the same time he saw and he heard the human race wail as more and more land was used to raise beef, shrimp and salmon,

    and then

    deaths deep dark night extract

    God popped in.

    You called, he said.

    Yes, Lord am tired and I really want to move on. To be truthful I have had enough. I thought the millennia would numb my senses to reaping souls but it’s the inhumanity that has gotten to me.

    Oh come on now mate, God said, it cant be all that bad. Me ! I cant wait to get my hands on this current crop of bankers, especially those yanks and brits.
    A question or two extract

    The empty is that place, though empty is a misnomer here
    were you are not in contact with yourself. That is the yourself which is defined by labels, tensions, feelings and emotions. It is a space were everything is one. There is no sense of separation in shape, feeling or form. The best way for me to bring this to your inner vision is by example.

    The first law ever extract

    Yes well interrupted one, said two. I agree though now we mention it there must be laws older than the 10 commandments, what do you think one?.

    Yes two, came the reply, so where do you suggest we go, or maybe how far back do you think we should go?.

    Well one, offered two, I don’t think laws existed at the point of the big bang and if they did how could we prove it I think we are talking about the ages of man !.
    sleepless in west calder extract

    It was this which bound God though he had created the laws of karma he was also then at the same time bound by them. His actions became conditioned by karma. In truth once the omnipotence created karma it was already to late. Creation even in thought was now Genesis. The idea got its own life. The divine spark in thought now sealed the karma into the cyclical universe, it could not be undone. This is the ultimate catch 22.

    Liams lab extract

    Liams lab as he liked to call it was on the top floor of the largest collection of computers on the plane. His lab sat on top of 10 square miles of computing power and was built using the very latest holographic hard drive technology.

    Liam could feel the hairs on the back of his neck rise as he entered his sitting room. It was an esoteric mix to say the least. All around the Holmesian classical backdrop he had a picnmix of sci-fi and gaming posters on the walls. A bit like John Browns school days meets 2001. He nestled into his favourite armchair which he had modelled from one he remembered from his grans.

    Old nicks fav sins extract

    listed below the answer was the same, no such address and as far as we can find out the ISP SERVER does not exist. The ISP address was 6/666/66. We are 100% sure that all the intelligence and law enforcement agencies came up with the same conclusions we did. None of them could solve that mystery or trace the ISP to a physical location.

    The Q and A began when the Save the World 2013 concert had finished and the online meet the stars fundraiser was in full flight. The Q and A was hijacked by someone with the email address of (email visible only to moderators and staff) .
    Extract online death

    From: (email visible only to moderators and staff)
    In the parky show you mentioned the asqi what is it and how does it work ?

    Reply: Its all about the structure of the dimensions of this universe and the beliefs of the person when they are dying. The suit interacts below the quantum level with the persons dna and therefore their entire being. It is wired to process this info particular to the individual and respond in any of the multi-dimensions of this universe. It’s a bit like listening to 50,000 albums at the same time and been able to talk, interact to the specifics of singular songs instantly. Just imagine the processing power required.

    Extract only the toss of a coin

    Lucifer and the angel with no name started to walk off when God added Here and in that instant the first four and a half billion years of history was implanted in every atom of their beings. Not being omnipotent like God they received these facts with a cold detachment. God had created them this way because he wished to test out some new ideas he had been working on. These where the laws of karma and free will. He wanted to test these out and see where and what his angels would do if they had these traits and laws. Being omnipotent he knew were the mistakes would come but he was in a catch twenty-two situation.
    Parky 2 extract

    The year was 2012 the end of the world as the Mayan calendar and prophecies say and it all started when Billy Connolly phoned me out of the blue. He asked me to do a charity gig with him and a celeb as he put it. So I asked who it was and all Billy said was that it was someone who was world famous but who needed our help with publicity to raise awareness and to find someone to take over his job. I was a bit miffed he would not let on but I agreed and waived my fees. What follows from here is a true account of that now famous night. All I will say is this is how it ran to the best of my recollection.
    Extract rape by any other name

    Yes go ahead.

    Let me summarize what you have said so far. You have stated on record that you are the CEO for the Rip-it-open mining company, you are in charge of the main company offices in Bolivia, Burma and Iraq. Also you were arrested in New York at a company conference and charged with rape under the sexual offences act of 2003, and then transferred to the Hague to be tried under US and international law, is that right ?.

    Correct so far.

    You also stated your plea would be one of not guilty ?.

    Yes !

    Given that I have to ask if you wish to contend the facts and figures our experts will attest to ?.
    extract fm snap crackle and pop

    Hi my name is Max von Strudell and I work in Cern the European physics research lab, and I in the words of Oppenhiemer I have become the destroyer of worlds. I am writing this as my last will and testament and for any future we as a race might by some stroke of genius have. Believe it or not but I was the most prominent scientist of the century but now I am hoping against hope that God does exist. It’s the only chance we have left.
    Extract fm tete a tete
    You tell me then what are the keys elements of rape ?

    Power, violence, low self esteem of the perpetrators and in a lot of the case prior knowledge of the victim before the event.

    Well I think what I have already said can be seen as an example of low self esteem don’t you. Think of it in this way. Its how we are brought up. This world is now a world of two things. One what you must have and two the total disregard for anyone or anything else in the pursuit of getting what you must have. Are not strip mining and deforestation prime examples of this ? are they not the ultimate symbols for low self esteem ?

    Extract fm the first word spoken

    Upon hearing this all the snakes turned in unison, saw who had voiced the question and then started to flow into one giant snake. The giant snake coiled itself like an amphitheatre around the wordmaker. Its giant head came to rest right opposite but slightly lower than the wordmaker. Even giant snakes had to follow protocol in paradise.

    May I offer some advice wordmaker ? offered the giant snake, as its deep violet eyes bore into her own.

    You may, replied the wordmaker.

    God hides the emotions in those apples. If Gods creatures knew of emotions they
extract the teenager turns 

 Embarrassed Bill began <code>Awright ma, am checkin</code>.

<code>Checkin?</code> Bills mum enquired.

Bill continued, <code>Aye ma bits and bobs</code>.

<code>Checkin your bits and bobs whit brought this on ?</code> Bills mums tone eased.
Extract  fm the wordmaker 2 

The wordmaker decided to move onto Adam and Eve.

Just as she arrived Adam and Eve had a wee accident and the earth began to get populated. For the record Adam stated, <code>It was those damn fermented grapes, honest !</code>.

Eves pregnancy lasted for well past the nine months it is now. You see the wordmaker was kind of still on holiday and she did not know the first baby could not be born until she gave it its cry. I mean how can a baby know how to cry its first cry, especially the first baby ever
Extract fm the worm that turned
The core program was my main breakthrough. It contained elements of the following subject areas, the entire human genome, the DNA markers c, g, t, and a, fractals and as in all good mystery movies ingredient x. My team and I had a breakthrough but which due to company copyrights I cant tell you about. All I can say is that in involved a new laser reader which with its new software could read any and I mean any chemical changes in a given sample right down to the core DNA. Oh it does involve a huge super pc but it works almost in real time.
Extract fm  what death needs 

So I saw something or rather someone. I could not be sure as the chemo also leaves you with clouded out of focus vision. I wrote it off as one of those visions you get when you are that close to a whitey. Since I was still wrapped in the chemos shroud I put it down to an hallucination.

The next time I saw Death I was in heat two of the chemo ward wheelchair relays. I was feeling a lot more energetic which meant I was this on this particular run up on two wheels attempting to bank off the doors of room d so I could pass my opponent Ray from across the ward from me in room c. I think I can put it down to being over zealous but the raised wheels hit the doors hard enough to open them
Extract fm   why Scotsmen wear kilts  

To lighten the mood ma wee sis started a tall story competition between the sexes. It had only one rule and that the rule was, the tall tale had to be true and had to take the mick out of your own sex which as it turned out was not as easy as it first seemed.

A gathering of the warring parties happened in the gazebo and the initial tall tales were really nothing more than reworked sexist jokes. Then we started to get the hang of it and the laughter really took off.

The tension eased and more laughter flowed into the gap.
Extract fm   youtube  

and also to film the lab as it was set up when this happened. Ok then, are we ready to find out what, where and when. Are you ready to rewrite your and my histories ?.

A lab appears on a screen to Martin Mathews left.

What you are seeing now is where I worked up until a couple of weeks ago. It’s a genetics lab that does research into GM and its possible uses. You will have your own views on GM and its uses. For the benefit of the record the company I worked for does have a sound ethics policy. They were not into breeding nine foot tall rabbits.
Extract fm the penis guy aka  screwfix 

<code>They are right behind you. This is George, John and Ian. You sit down and I will get your Guinness</code>.

<code>Hi lads</code>.

Joint choruses of, <code>Oh it’s the penis guy</code> and <code>Oh it’s the guy with no dick</code>rang out.

These jokes and the numerous others from all sides lasted for about 10 minutes.

The penis guy had heard them all but occasionally he was the brunt of the odd belter. You know you cant control the way people link up when their on a roll so sometimes a new gag did appear. He always let them go no matter how offensive or funny cause he knew in the end they would get down to the serious questions. They always did.
Extract fm  its your round 

It started as one of those conversations. You know the type we have all had them, especially after a few beers. It’s the type of conversation that is better if you are having it with a soul mate. It is easier for them to ask the really tricky and sometimes really hurting questions. They are not feart of a slap reaction.

This one started early as we got down to the nitty gritty early. Only four pints had disappeared this time. Then we got onto the biggies. The biggies are those subject areas you never discuss with a stranger in a pub, especially if you or them have been drinking. The biggies can only be approached through spiritual or emotional history. The biggies began.
Extract fm  who owns shit 

The whole Mississippi area was in terror. The killer could not be caught. The details of his killing spree appeared daily in every paper in and throughout the US. Also  online and on the airwaves. All these news items had one thing in common. They all contained a large mount of guesswork and speculation.

The police became the laughing stock of the nation.

It became so bad for them they stopped giving interviews mainly because they had so little information themselves, and partly because they did not want the killer to know this
Extract fm  are you sure 

<code>So the basis of your case is that your employer discriminated against you on the grounds of gender?</code>.

<code>Yes</code>.

<code>Do you propose to bring god to the court to answer these charges ?</code>.

<code>No, it is his son Jesus Christ as his CEO</code>.

<code>You mean Jesus Christ as in the son of god ?</code>.

<code>Yes</code>.

<code>But its 2012 how can you possibly believe you can sue god for what people said and did over 2000 years ago ?</code>.

extract fm ratty toad  mole
had left it was time for the serious discussions to start and as every Ratty, Mole and Toad knows its nearly always a sin to do any serious discussions on an empty stomach and it was a cardinal sin to do any serious discussions when the sun was up. Acting like one mind all thinking the unwritten law which governed these impromtu gatherings they delayed the serious discussions till later. As one they set about laying the most fantastic feast they ever had as serious discussions need a lot of food to do right.
Extract from its all there 

Your Bill Gates partner in Microsoft. You are the original mister Hotmail, am I right ?

    No, but thanks for the compliment. Nice being compared to Bill Gates but he has only got $50 billion, I have got more but you wont find my name in your search engines, just my nickname. So let me give you a big clue.

    Third guess from the crowd interrupts.

    Are you Donald Ts accountant, oh what is his name, oh you get it online, oh ah know the gingers bitch ?.

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    ?eh

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