Thank you WordPress Peoplez!

  • Unknown's avatar

    I know I’ve been a bit irascible at times when seeking help in your forum. Write that off to heavy doses of caffeine and unicorn chocolate. My apologies. But the reason I’m posting is to thank you immensely for providing a most excellent vehicle for hammering out my chapters, which will soon be published by Friesen Press up there in British Columbia (Vancouver Island, where the deer and the cougars range.)

    For a while longer (a month or two) you may read this book for free:

    http://www.gay-bible.org/free

    I have a /fantastic/ illustrator whose drawings shall elevate my novel into a gangbuster bestseller. It will be released in hardcover, paperback, and all the major ebook iterations (Kindle, Nook, SONY, Apple, Google Play and Kobo). To be released in more than 25,000 booksellers across the globe.

    While still existing on a paltry disability income, I will joyfully upgrade to your paid service soon as I make my millions. You will also be glad to know:

    I’m already composing the sequel to my novel. In fact, only three weeks into it and I’m already working on Chapter 10!

    WordPress is the very /best/ blog service on the entire planet! With much gratitude for all the fine employees and volunteers who keep WP up to such quality snuff, I thank each and every one of you from the bottom of my left ventricle. And wish you the most joyful lives possible, under Our Creator’s wings.

    Much <3,

    Ezekiel J. Krahlin

    The blog I need help with is: (visible only to logged in users)

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    thistimethisspace · Member ·

    Here’s the HUGS link > http://en.support.wordpress.com/hugs/

  • Unknown's avatar

    Congratulations, and good choice on Friesen’s.

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    To thistimethisspace: Fantastic! I see no way to post there, so I presume my missive will be added to “hugs.”

    To raincoaster: Yes, I really did my homework on selecting a self-publishing service. I am /very/ pleased with Friesen’s professional attitude, their impressive people skills (including patience, tolerance and dedication to new authors), and their generous royalties.

    My ship has reached harbor!

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