Vote for Matt (offtopic)

  • Unknown's avatar

    ARRGGHH! [I’m beginning to think in terms of conspiracy.] It won’t let me vote and I have the latest firefox upgrade. I repeatedly cleared my browser.

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    Will not let me vote in FF, IE or Opera (yup, am dedicated. Have also been converted to the cause of Matt, since the flickr photo of Jonathan linked in the comments exhibits hair far too stupid for him to be allowed to win.)

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    i got to vote, although i’m not sure it did any good. it seems someone’s been running scripts in jonathan’s favor D:

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    I signed out of wordpress and did not use the valleywag link. I then typed the link from scratch into my *decorative* IE browser that I never use and I couldn’t vote either. So I started again from scratch with firefox and still couldn’t vote. What the fluff is going on?

    @wank

    It’s entirely possible that you have a hair fetish – I mean how do you feel about none at all? I know some baldies and some shaved heads that are really SMOKING HOT.
    P.S. This is the image that says it all for me http://flickr.com/photos/glenda/217245385/

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    Feedback response from staff says it works for them. :(

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    **bangs head on computer screen** :(

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    I voted for Matt. I’m into much older guys but Matt is way better looking than whoever that guy is. Oh, and I told my mom how old Matt is. She laughed and didn’t believe me. lol

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    It’s entirely possible that you have a hair fetish – I mean how do you feel about none at all? I know some baldies and some shaved heads that are really SMOKING HOT.

    Oh yeah, none is good. Though the baldness really needs to be either voluntary or premature.

    Running scripts to rig the results of a Valleywag beauty contest is the lamest thing in the world. Ever.

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    well, matt did kind of do that by starting a thread here, didn’t he? obviously that jonathan guy is more dedicated to it that’s all…

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    i managed to vote again just fine with my firefox.

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    @ sulz
    what you got to vote again! ARGGHHH! what about me, me, me? *shrieking and banging head on computer screen*

    @wank
    I know two guys who due to genes their mothers passed to them went bald between 30 and 34 years of age. They are both SMOKING HOT canoe and kayak paddlers who also ride bicycles and work out. Both are drooling material, which is not to mention that they are also great guys who are smart and funny.

    Remarkably both are now divorced and eligible. They were married young to round sedentary cupcakes with midriffs that ought to be covered at all times and not surprisingly their relationships ended up on the rocks. Now they are asking women like me where they can find younger versions of physically fit non breeding females, go figure, eh?

    Actually it’s my opinion that beauty contests of any kind are LAME. I believe the top categories are physical, mental and psychological fitness, plus a well developed sense of humor. IMO provided hygiene and good taste are practiced in the final analysis looks don’t really count for that much.

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    Who’s the other guy anyway?

  • Unknown's avatar

    this is bizarre. when i voted the second time, matt only had 10% of the votes. now he has 66%.

  • Unknown's avatar

    well, matt did kind of do that by starting a thread here, didn’t he? obviously that jonathan guy is more dedicated to it that’s all…

    pimping yourself is different than rigging. and it seems will pate started it.

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    Nosy, Jon works for Yahoo and is a designer for their mobile phone web products. At least that’s what a quick Google search pulls up.

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    sunburnt: point taken. matt now only has 4% of the votes. ridiculous. nobody can like jonathan so much except jonathan himself.

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    Finally got to vote using Netscape 7.2

    Jonathan has a half a million votes. I wonder if Yahoo would be interewsted in knowing that one of their employees is cheating in this way.

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    @drmike
    YAHOO! The home of multitudes of lowlife SPAMMERS – interested in hearing about VOTE PLUMPING – surely you jest. Perhaps you need another coffee. :D rotflmbo

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