confuseustoadally
confuseustoadally
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About 280 days previous to my birth, my parents unknowingly had sex, while in the invisible presence of my Fairy OddParents, Puck and The Cheshire Cat; while they laughed, made helpful suggestions, and blamed each other for forgetting to bring the video camera.
After those Dubiously Auspicious Events, i came into this world as a child on the Cusp of August 22 1953, under the sign of: "Hawthorne General Hospital", which means that i'm a Leo and a Virgo. I wanted to come into this world as at least 21 years old, and with a great body, but the Bureaucrat at the Karmic Soul Distributory Ofiice, said that it was "Against Official Policy". I asked it to make an exception, and it replied: "If we did that, then we would have to make exceptions for everybody". I replied: "Nuhu!!". "'Exception' means that something is done only in special circumstances, if it was done for everybody, then it would be 'Official Policy'". But, being a bureaucrat, and therefore, on probation from Hell, it was afraid that if it made the aforementioned exception, then it would get in trouble with it's Probation Daemon, and be sent back to it's previous job as a Victims Crusher for "The Good intentions Paving Company". So i had to come into this World the same way as most folks do: kicking, waving my fists, wailing, and screaming my protests!
Things started out well, but began to go downhill from there, as i was born into a dysfunctional family in an environment of poverty, mental illness, abuse, and violence.
Oddly enough, i lived through all of that, and more; and despite some serious damage and disabilities, i've acquired quite a broad range of life experiences and skillsets.
All of those things, drove me into becoming a spiritual, psychic, and paranormal: practitioner, counselor, advisor and investigator; of which, i've been doing for over 25 years now. And they drove me into working in the social services field, as a life coach, peer counselor, advocate, and psychiatric respite caregiver.
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