doubledsprivateidaho
doubledsprivateidaho
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Bio
Douglas James Dodge ( contested possible inventor of the cordless doorknob), spends most of his days thinking deep thoughts then screaming questions at his family and friends. Not because he is hard of hearing, but because he believes there are no question marks. Only lazy exclamation points. Douglas and Daniela Dodge are Founders of the Double D Pad, established circa 1205 during the great German-Siberian war. This heritage/history of the infamous pad was carried forward by the Dodges (Daniela Von Shweets -Dodge) and Douglas Van Wrinkle —Dodge) to the new world around the early 1600's. They debarked at Ellis Island NY and made the tedious 197 year journey by donkey across the great continent of North America. Via Spain, finally settling in the Seattle-Tacoma area and began vigorously in-breeding until they had 27 children which became most of the staff of the Bed and Breakfast. Not much has changed from then to present day except the faces of the proprietors and their imaginary guests.
The hotels Awards include the 5 Star Platinum award for Excellence for the years 011-1013 for Extreme Sports, Ridiculousness and the Willy Wonka award for Delightful Debauchery.
Douglas and Daniela are the parents to the 2nd reincarnation of Einstein and Tesla named Zander and Finn (age 4). Douglas also has three older children Zoe 21, Damon 20, and Gavin 16 who are currently plotting to rule the world and combine all religions into one named The Great Spaghetti Revolutionary Cult
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