ebenezerbean
ebenezerbean
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Bio
Hello
I am Ebenezer Bean. I write a daily blog based on one of the news stories in the day’s papers. It’s in verse and is supposed to be funny.
I am married with a wife and three grown-up - I wish - children and live in Yorkshire in England. My interests include writing - of course - gardening, eating up old food and the consumption of beer and wine but not necessarily in that order.
I have written thirteen books, listed below and all available in paperback and Kindle versions on Amazon. Just search for Ebenezer Bean or use the following link and ignore the general of the same name in the American Civil War who is no longer alive. Happy reading.
Search for Ebenezer Bean on Amazon in the Kindle or Books department.
HILARIOUS HISTORY Two thousand years of English history from the Romans to the Victorians told in verse in five volumes. Comprehensive, accurate and hilariously funny – but not necessarily in that order.
FIRST SEPTEMBER A gripping terrorist novel set in the aftermath of the bombing of PanAm Flight 103 over Lockerbie.
THE LONG SPOON A fictional political thriller telling the ‘inside story’ of the Irish Peace Process.
REBEL RHYMES Twenty famous fairy stories told in hilarious verse. Much funnier than the originals.
CRUNCH! Over thirty sketches of political foolery and other important matters of the day for politicians and other nuisances. Witty and amusing although some of the politicians may not agree.
OUCH! Lessons from history for politicians who think they know best.
RANDOM WRITINGS Witty commentary on the important matters of the day including the Credit Crunch. Plus a collection of general ramblings about all sorts of things including some jokes and a puzzle.
RANDOM WRITINGS (ZigZag SpeeedRead Edition) The witty commentary of Random Writings (Second Edition) set in ZigZag SpeeedRead for faaaster reading and extra value. The world’s first ZigZag SpeeedRead paperback.
RHYME AND PREJUDICE Jane Austen’s famous classic novel re-written in verse. Accurate and faithful to the original but absolutely hilarious. Written and published during the novel’s bicentenary year for added authenticity. Expect to see it mentioned on the next ten pound note!
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE So similar to the above as to be indistinguishable. Search for either but don’t buy both to avoid disappointment.
BEAN’S BLOGS Collections of around one hundred blogs covering three month periods. Volumes one to six and another one published every quarter.
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