imaculatecontraception
imaculatecontraception
| Forum role | Member since | Last activity | Topics created | Replies created |
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| Member | Feb 14, 2009 (17 years) |
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Bio
My story starts the same as anyone's.
Once upon a time, a sperm met an egg. They hit it off.
I was the biological byproduct of communist Russia era experimental clone of Kurt Vonnegut and a bi-polar Pangea expatriot. I was raised in a small, one bedroom apartment above a gun range/preschool. My chief sustanance was daytime soap operas and pixie stix. I was enthusiastic about turtles who are teenage and also ninja, but not nessecarily mutant.
At the age of eight, I relocated to Tibet where I was trained in the Dark Arts by Don Dokken. Together, we saved the world from a defunct group of time traveling facists with our superior jumping roundhouse kicks and epic sex god rock poses. We came to understand the meaning of life and ended up bumming around Amsterdam for a while. We collectively wrote a book about it which was bought up by Hollywood for a feature length film. The studio who purchased the rights butchered our story in favour of "creative liscense" and somehow, the movie became Legally Blonde II.
Today, I live in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, North America, Earth. I am employed in an exclusive position turning Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide. At some point, I bought a computer. The rest is history.
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