imamessinadress
imamessinadress
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Bio
I am just a mess in a dress – quite literally, I wear dresses every day. Every day? Every day! I don’t wear dresses every day for any religious reasons but simply because I like how pretty they make me feel. Plus, wearing a dress is a great way to get out of changing a tire, or opening doors, or anything else that I can think of! But I also don’t let it stop me from playing in an intermural kickball league, or going on a hike on the AT.
My friends call me an enigma and a contradiction. But hey, I will take it, because at least my friends are calling me!
I am glad you are here! It is much better, and safer for you to stop by here to view my life through your screen, rather than to try to participate watching me fumble at being an adult over here. I am likely to lead you astray, not in any nefarious way, but in a directionally challenged kind of way. Driving to Canada, I head down to Baltimore first. Want to go swimming? I know a great little spot, where the water is warm, not from pee but from the Nuclear power plant looming just half a mile away behind us. (Hey, it looks really cool in the photos as your backdrop!) And if you want to know why I am single… I have to say it is a choice. After all, just click on the link regarding dating and you will see why I find it less awkward to stay in my indoor hammock then to try to navigate with the rest of the world.
I do have to stipulate here that all of my stories are true. Names have been change to protect the innocent, not so innocent, and most obviously, the awkward! For those that know me IRL, you may even come across a story where that you lived through with me. First, you are welcome for protecting your identity, and second, I stand by all the stories being true, but I do admit that they are all from my perspective.
If you like my take on things and want my perspective on a situation in your life, feel free to ask me. Just send me an email to [email protected] and I will happily answer on this blog! Warning, I took a class in psychology, but that was mostly because the prof. was hot. I do have a fb friend that is a psychologist, we talk twice a year, you know on birthdays and all if we log in and fb reminds us. But mostly, I will only be able to dispel advice from own experiences and extensive knowledge that I gained from reading an embarrassingly amount of advice columns growing up. If I ever saw a therapist, I might have to discuss just how much Dear Abby’s/Prudie’s/Caroline’s/Annie’s I have actually read. Basically, just like The Verve Pipe’s song, “The Freshman” – ‘I can’t be held responsible’ for any consequences of my advice. I may be on the outside edge, but I am still a millennial, so I am not really responsible for anything but myself, and as you will find out, it is even questionable how I am still alive.
Thank you so much for stopping by, if you like it, tell your friends, and if not… well check back in a few days/weeks. I always hold out hope I will get better, I think everyone in my life does too!
N.O.
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