imfromlalaland
imfromlalaland
| Forum role | Member since | Last activity | Topics created | Replies created |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Member | Jan 19, 2011 (15 years) |
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Bio
Jes (probably named after Jesus) was born in the wild and raised by animals of the outback. He was taught to cook, sew, and other female innate abilities at an early age. Once authorities discovered the pack of flamboyant outback animals raising a child, disgusted and dismayed, they proceeded to massacre the entire population of wildlife in the surrounding area and carted the messed up child off to a juvenile home where he was to spend the rest of his teenage life, learning to punch concrete and kick things. He now lives in a hole where he is close friends with God, amongst other similar imaginary friends.
If you would like to contact Jes just say his name and tap your heels together 3 times and you will be patched directly to his home phone.
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