kalieanne2013
| Forum role | Member since | Last activity | Topics created | Replies created |
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| Member | May 2, 2013 (13 years) |
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Bio
In a nutshell- I talk too much. I type too much. At work, I put things in people's butts. At home, I do not. I'm a new mom at 35. I dread the day my daughter asks me to help her spell something because she will find out how stupid her mother is. I adore my husband. He is my spell checker and litmus test for funny (and he's a babe, so there's that). Weird shit happens to me....or at least around me. I'm only as funny as the friends I keep. I have clogged the newsfeed on Facebook for too long and after much ear twisting (more on that later, I'm sure) and convincing, I've decided to enter Blogland. So buckle yer seatbelts or prepare for a nap. I'm not really sure. xo-k
(PS, For the sake of full disclosure, I don't look like my picture anymore...I mean, I'm not drunk at Mardi Gras at the moment or wearing a ripped t-shirt with no bra. Maybe the ripped t-shirt? I'm covered in baby vomit and dog hair for sure. A look soon to hit Milan and Paris. Oh, and I wouldn't have it any other way.)