rumpleysponge
rumpleysponge
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| Member | Jun 3, 2013 (13 years) |
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Bio
Just who is S.R. Tooms...
The maniacal man of madness, the moonlit masterpiece, the merry melodist... and every other exaggerated superlative heaped upon his unbefitting, yet terribly endearing and modest mind.
Author by day, unapologetic dimwit at all hours, and megalomaniacal scribbler when the full moon rises. As a child, his school principal characterized him as a boy "complacently stupid and absurdly overweight." Not much has changed since then. Occasionally he has also been known to utter an insightful thought now and then (his mother has always passionately denied this claim).
An irreverent author of the lowest order is Mr. Tooms. He lives his life according to a single maxim, "And remember children, the goofier your hair is the better you'll write."
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