theworldaccordingtoscarp
theworldaccordingtoscarp
| Forum role | Member since | Last activity | Topics created | Replies created |
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| Member | Sep 20, 2011 (14 years) |
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Bio
I drip awesome. If you met me, you'd probably like me and invite me out for tapas and a wine tasting. I'd decline, I like beer and tacos, but I'd offer a heartfelt "thank you" for trying to include me.
I'm unemployed and spend most of my time sending out my resume to a bajillion companies so they can totally ignore me and hire someone who isn't nearly as cool as me. If you're interested in employing a slightly used paralegal with a questionable work ethic, beautiful handwriting and no regard for company policy- I'm you're girl.
I do a mean Cher impression.
There is a small, male child that follows me around and insists on calling me mommy. It is my sole purpose in life to make sure that he is fair, stable, strong and happy little creature. I have also recently taught him proper forehead placement of the Chiquita Banana sticker, should he be lucky enough to score the banana with the blue dot on it.
My favorite color is waffles.
It'd be cool if you read my blog, but if you don't I'll probably still post things to it anyway.
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