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THE FATHER IN LAW OF THE YOUNG MAN WHO TOOK MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY WHICH LEADS SOME PEOPLE TO INCORRECTLY THINK THAT, JUST BECAUSE THEY PRESENTED ME WITH A BUNDLE OF JOY, AND JUST BECAUSE I MAY WELL HAVE MISTAKENLY SLIPPED INTO MY SECOND HALF CENTURY, I OUGHT TO CUT MY DRINKING DOWN. BUT AS I POINTED OUT TO THOSE RUDE PEOPLE, IF my dah-ding girl CAN SINK SEVERAL BOTTLES A DAY, THEN SO CAN BLEEDING I.
AND IN MY SPARE TIME, I AM A LAW ASSOCIATE TO AN INTERNATIONAL LAW PRACTICE AND AS SUCH, ALL OF MY WORKS ARE COVERED UNDER LEGAL COPYRIGHT LAWS AND A NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT (NDA). IF YOU FEEL LIKE COPYING ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW OVER THIS SITE OR IF NOT, THE OLD BAILEY SHALL SUFFICE.
Deep sea diver, sports car driver, sportsman, acrobat and scholar, bespoke wicker bottom chair repairer
Part-time Amateur Obstetrician and Gynaecological Umbrella Supplier.
Oil Gas, Energy and Onshore / Offshore, Topsides / Subsea Asset Certification / Senior Structural Inspection Engineer / Director / Consultant - International Charity Director - Law Associate ...... AND NOW, SENIOR FIGURE IN my dah-ding girl's LIFE........on the side.
INTERESTS:
Alcohol, Cigarettes and Females - in that order (and I know that a Man's tongue isn't only for talking and chewing food with)
AWARDS:
- World Champion Olive Pip Spitter
- Voted most faithful male partner by women worldwide for being faithful to all of them
- Most beers consumed during generic baby-sitting time period
- Certificate of Nappy Changing Assessment (failed)
HEALTH / MEDICAL STATUS:
Passed medical (opted to neglect to pay for it) - after subsequent tests proved that the red ring found on penis turned out to be Revlon Number 7 Blushing Ruby Red lipstick.
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