vermontprincess
vermontprincess
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Bio
On a mission: World Diner Domination. One egg at a time.
And, you know, the geese...
B.A. Cornell University (English, Black Studies),
J.D. Cum Laude Syracuse College of Law,
Licensed Cheesemaker,Vermont Institute for Artisan Cheese, UVM,
Short Order Cook and Head Waitress (The Hartland Diner),
Theatre Buff,
Sushi Devotée,
Literature Snob,
Runner,
News Junkie,
Les Mis Fanatic,
Patriot,
Goose Whisperer...
Vermont Princess.
"There ain't no thing like me, 'cept me."
The Vermont Princess Creation Story: John Bassette and I were at Thetford Academy for the 2014 Vermont High School Cross Country State Championships to watch Kathryn and Matthew run. It was a beautiful, sunny day. We'd been there for several hours. We had to go to the bathroom. At the mile long row of port-a-potties.... So, you know, I waited my turn and was directed to an available potty. And I got in there and began trying to figure out how to levitate everything I had with me using the power of my mind so that nothing would actually touch a surface inside the potty. I managed to pull off a pretty impressive combination of MacGyver and Cirque de Soleil moves to pee without leaving a trace and exited my unit to find John slathering his hands with hand sanitizer (I thought, "IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT! NOT GOING TO HELP!"). I'm pretty sure I looked at least semi frazzled.
I said: "Porta-a-potties aren't really my thing." John said: "Yeah, you're kind of a Princess. Not all the time. But definitely some of the time."
Me: "Yes John and I do the extra work necessary to BE that princess!"
www.johnbassette.com
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