johnqcorporate
johnqcorporate
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| Member | Dec 20, 2011 (14 years) |
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Bio
Widely considered Private Enemy Number 1, Who is John Q. Corporate?
Not unlike you, the driving force behind Executisms and Employeehumor.com started his young career with only a cubicle to call his own, but he was different. He quickly gained an understanding of the cryptic and clandestine under currents of the sometimes funny office world. From this understanding he forged an ironclad strategy for immediate success.
Within a matter of months he was consistently getting ahead, avoiding setbacks, and climbing the ranks.
He ultimately ascended to his rightful place as a captain of industry. But unlike many others who mindlessly enjoy the perks and the lavish lifestyle of the upper crust, he found himself looking back at the teeming masses floundering in his wake and was struck by a feeling of empathy.
At that defining moment, his special purpose was revealed. He swore an oath that he would devote his considerable knowledge and far-reaching ability to better the work lives of others through employee education, office humor, and becoming an evangelist preaching the gospel of career salvation.
Asking for nothing, he has given everything, so that you might find a way to accelerate your progression, laugh on the job, and share his life's work with others. Now you too can climb the corporate ladder with ease and claim your spot on the org chart next to others like John.
John oversees his company from a small, non-descript town where he lives anonymously with his wife and two small but ferocious guard dogs. His true identity must remain hidden to protect him, his family, and his entire operation from the executives. They have dealt harshly with the few who have ever left and joined the other side…
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